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Current Residence: n.y
Favourite genre of music: rap
Favourite style of art: dark art/photo manip.
Shell of choice: ??
Wallpaper of choice: whichever..
Skin of choice: 2nd 1 =-)
Favourite cartoon character: striperella
Personal Quote: ummmmmmmmm....
Favourite genre of music: rap
Favourite style of art: dark art/photo manip.
Shell of choice: ??
Wallpaper of choice: whichever..
Skin of choice: 2nd 1 =-)
Favourite cartoon character: striperella
Personal Quote: ummmmmmmmm....
Favourite Movies
butterfly effect
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
eminem
Favourite Games
nba live 2004/nfl street
Favourite Gaming Platform
xbox
Tools of the Trade
photoshop
Other Interests
graphics/baseball/basketball
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:pointr:To all of you who still look at my gallery sorry that i havent put anything up in a while i hope to get back into it soon..=-/...:pointl:
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LOOK HERE EVERYONE!
LOOK HERE EVERYONE!
JAKE REED'S LIFE IS ABOUT TO BE EXPOSED!
LOOK HERE EVERYONE!
LOOK HERE EVERYONE!
So... let's clear a few things up to everyone who happens to look at this page. Jake is 16 years old and has yet to hit puberty. His penis is literally, (no exxageration), about 3 inches. With a boner, that is. I always catch him playing with himself. The only girl he's ever made out with is our dog, Judy. He's in the high school now, but don't be fooled. It's still mentally and physically as though he were literally in 6th grade. No lie. His graphics are the equivalent of his shits. Tiny, ugly and stinky. He has not one friend except Jesse Boots. Wait! and Jared Domachowki. They are both fucking trash, too. I've pulled cleaner friends out of the trash can. Quite literally. He always pulls his pants down in front of me after school when we get home... and you know why? I'll tell you why. He's insecure and knows that the only person he'll ever show his tiny little ding-a-ling to is me. And doing so makes him feel a little bit better about being such a late bloomer. BUt truth be told, I highly doubt he will ever be any taller than 5'5" at best. Go buy heightmax you undergrown twat-stub midget.
LOOK HERE EVERYONE!
JAKE REED'S LIFE IS ABOUT TO BE EXPOSED!
LOOK HERE EVERYONE!
LOOK HERE EVERYONE!
So... let's clear a few things up to everyone who happens to look at this page. Jake is 16 years old and has yet to hit puberty. His penis is literally, (no exxageration), about 3 inches. With a boner, that is. I always catch him playing with himself. The only girl he's ever made out with is our dog, Judy. He's in the high school now, but don't be fooled. It's still mentally and physically as though he were literally in 6th grade. No lie. His graphics are the equivalent of his shits. Tiny, ugly and stinky. He has not one friend except Jesse Boots. Wait! and Jared Domachowki. They are both fucking trash, too. I've pulled cleaner friends out of the trash can. Quite literally. He always pulls his pants down in front of me after school when we get home... and you know why? I'll tell you why. He's insecure and knows that the only person he'll ever show his tiny little ding-a-ling to is me. And doing so makes him feel a little bit better about being such a late bloomer. BUt truth be told, I highly doubt he will ever be any taller than 5'5" at best. Go buy heightmax you undergrown twat-stub midget.
LET ME CLEAR SOMETHING UP FOR YOU PEOPLE!
ANYONE WHO HAPPENS TO VISIT THIS PAHTETIC PAGE LOOK HERE!
LOOK HERE EVERYONE.
THIS KID; JAKE REED IS 15 YEARS OLD. UNFORTUNATELY HE ONLY WAYS 93 POUNDS AND HAS A 3.5 INCH PENIS AT BEST. HE HAS LITERALLY NO FRIENDS BECAUSE HE SPENDS HIS ENTIRE LIFE PLAYING XBOX AND COUNTERSTRIKE. HE'S BARELY IN THE 5 FOOTS AND HAS BEEN CALLED "4-FOOTER" IN THE RECENT PAST BY MANY PEOPLE. HE THINKS HE'S A HARDCORE JOCK BUT IN REALITY HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE A SPORTS TEAM TO SAVE HIS LIFE. HE ALWAYS PLAYS WITH HIS TEENIE LITTLE WEINER. OH YAH, AND THE ONLY PLACE HE HAS ANY HAIR AT ALL IS HIS HEAD. SOME EVEN THINK HE SHAVES HIS LEGS, BUT NO; HE'S JUST A BIT OF A LATE BLOOMER IF YOU WILL. HIS GRAPHICS ON HERE ARE AN UTTER JOKE. DEATH, AFFLICTION, LIVING DEAD, TORTURED ANGEL! TORTURED ANGELLL!, SUICIDE, ERODED, DISEASED, TRAPPED, FORGOTTEN, CRAWLING! OH AND... MY PERSONAL FAVORITE THAT HE RIPPED FROM ANOTHER ARTISTS NAME; ASPHIXIATION. GOOD GOD, YOUR EMBRIOTIC BODY DESERVES TO TOAST IN HELL. GO THROUGH PUBERTY, MIDGIT FETUS. ADIOSSS!
(I hope you all have enjoyed this 100% truthful biography on the life on Jake Reed. I'm done now. ADIOS!)
ANYONE WHO HAPPENS TO VISIT THIS PAHTETIC PAGE LOOK HERE!
LOOK HERE EVERYONE.
THIS KID; JAKE REED IS 15 YEARS OLD. UNFORTUNATELY HE ONLY WAYS 93 POUNDS AND HAS A 3.5 INCH PENIS AT BEST. HE HAS LITERALLY NO FRIENDS BECAUSE HE SPENDS HIS ENTIRE LIFE PLAYING XBOX AND COUNTERSTRIKE. HE'S BARELY IN THE 5 FOOTS AND HAS BEEN CALLED "4-FOOTER" IN THE RECENT PAST BY MANY PEOPLE. HE THINKS HE'S A HARDCORE JOCK BUT IN REALITY HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE A SPORTS TEAM TO SAVE HIS LIFE. HE ALWAYS PLAYS WITH HIS TEENIE LITTLE WEINER. OH YAH, AND THE ONLY PLACE HE HAS ANY HAIR AT ALL IS HIS HEAD. SOME EVEN THINK HE SHAVES HIS LEGS, BUT NO; HE'S JUST A BIT OF A LATE BLOOMER IF YOU WILL. HIS GRAPHICS ON HERE ARE AN UTTER JOKE. DEATH, AFFLICTION, LIVING DEAD, TORTURED ANGEL! TORTURED ANGELLL!, SUICIDE, ERODED, DISEASED, TRAPPED, FORGOTTEN, CRAWLING! OH AND... MY PERSONAL FAVORITE THAT HE RIPPED FROM ANOTHER ARTISTS NAME; ASPHIXIATION. GOOD GOD, YOUR EMBRIOTIC BODY DESERVES TO TOAST IN HELL. GO THROUGH PUBERTY, MIDGIT FETUS. ADIOSSS!
(I hope you all have enjoyed this 100% truthful biography on the life on Jake Reed. I'm done now. ADIOS!)
Awesome gallery!
great gallery man...
Thanks for the comment.
Hey man, just wanted to say that I love your stuff and I have a TON of new artwork in my gallery, check it tou if you want [link]
Holy shit! U have some amazing work in ur gallery 
damn, puttin ya on watch, u better keep the good work comin 
wow....
damn, puttin ya on watch, u better keep the good work comin wow....